We're officially in the triple digits + 1!
Double Fortune Cookie (from Siam Chan)
I don't remember what the first one said, but I definitely approve of the second one, which said "You will spend the rest of your life in happiness."
My mom taught me never to resist good advice. I'm as passive with this one as a bubble on the wind, thank you very much. As long the fortune as it doesn't come from a talking Chinese dragon with a lying self-proclaimed "lucky" bug, I think I'll be all right.
Associated with: Mulan