Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Day 18: Assorted Salads (or Vernon Dursley's Definition of "Rabbit Food")


Assorted Green Salad
Status: Restaurant (Sweet Tomatoes)
Satisfaction: 10! You can never go wrong with a salad bar.

Associated with: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
 

The diet sheet that had been sent by the Smeltings school nurse had been taped to the fridge, which had been emptied of all Dudley's favorite things - fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called "rabbit food."

Now, now, Vernon--don't be such a hard bloke on rabbit food. It really is quite pleasant if you're not persnickety about these things. And really, rabbits aren't half bad creatures. Some of them are even more pleasant to deal with than humans.


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